I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she peed on how many people?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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