haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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