its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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