I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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