I just saw a hot homeless man
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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