Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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