you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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