I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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