Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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