Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
its not stalking. its research.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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