oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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