Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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