At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We are two peas in an std pod
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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