I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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