I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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