white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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