the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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