I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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