I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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