We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im holly from the hills drunk
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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