i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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