the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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