I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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