i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I want a musical about memes.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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