in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just googled if crying burns calories
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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