As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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