Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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