Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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