whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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