yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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