How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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