12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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