You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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