How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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