It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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