Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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