I will die if light touches me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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