Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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