worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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