Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I need water and some morals
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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