Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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