I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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