Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
