I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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