He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Come on in and take your pants off
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