Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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