your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
