i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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