Duck Duck Cougar?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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