I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
