Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
then he tried to convert me to islam
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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