is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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