Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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