I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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