She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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