normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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